Recent: I have seen Zetsu. At Purple-hair-girl's residence. He's leafy as always.

Earlier-then-recent: Kisame and I made heart-and-eyes soup. It was tashteh.

Somewhere-between-early-and-recent: Suke was sent on a mission. Good thing, too. He seems to have far too much energy.

Also: u u I have a plan. Come to me, minions.

Alright. T T
Itachi is fired. Sasori and Kisame picked the new member. He better be up to snuff.
Kisame is officially my number one minion. We roasted eyeballs and other delicacies over burning bodies the other night. Apparently, some brat broke him. T T?!!!

I am staying with what has to be the most annoying creature in the world... and I can't remember her name. Kisame knows her, though. Does she have an OFF button, Kisame?

Hmm... I want cookies.

I hear Kisame, Sasori, Deidara and Itachi have these journal things. Now, I’ve never been one to jump on the bandwagon, and I’m not. I’m doing this for my own personal reasons. Evil needs to rant sometimes, you know. So here I go...

A little girl called me Sonic the Hedgehog today! T_T It was hurtful! How dare she?! I don’t look anything like Sonic the Hedgehog! I look evil! That’s all! Evil, evil, evil, evil! I shall deal with her tomorrow, if I see her.

On that note, who is Sonic the Hedgehog? Is he evil?